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:iconohmanitskelsi:
what's red and smells like blue paint?



red paint.
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:iconlord-fluffy:
...Oshiz- ;o; I'm horrid at getting back to polls. I'm an active watcher but. D8 This poll was in-...
SEPTEMBER!? ;O; Oh i fail so hard. I love all your cosplays though, your so amazing. ; u ; <3333 -Will answer polls more quickly next time.- xwx
And sadly...I have a horridly corny sense of humor so i think you'd just look at me wierd if I attempted putting a joke up here. xD
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:iconkamicherry:
~kamicherry Oct 9, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconghostkitten:
*GhostKITTEN Oct 8, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
not witty, or a joke or phrase, but you might like it anyway.

my mom bought me a little snowglobe today, and it took me less than 5 minutes to accidentally smash it all over my keyboard.
It was like this: "Hey, is that a crack?" *hand slips* o[]o oh crap...

so, I may not sparkle, but my spacebar now does.
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:iconlycan-wolf96:
~Lycan-wolf96 Oct 8, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's the only fat-free Pokemon?
Butterfree!

joke courtesy of :iconpikminloverlol:
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:icondeidara-fangurl:
What ever soaks your panties.
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:iconthe-dark-designer:
How did Dart5h Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas? Cause he felt his presents.

BOOM BOOM!

Lol that one gets me every time ^_^
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:iconmoogen8:
[insert witty phrase here]
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:icontrigger-happy-xigbar:
~Trigger-Happy-Xigbar Oct 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
geh! that last comment on the page 1 made me lose the game. argh, darn it! *dances* one more month and I'm 21 and can legally drink. my cousin and i are gonna play blow. XP thanks, kellyjane, for telling me the name of that game.
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:iconnumbersixzexion:
I Death Note Little Children!! :evillaugh: :P
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