`KellyJane

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I'm bored! Which of these Homer Simpson quotes amuses you most?

19%

407 deviants said "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

17%

358 deviants said "English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"

12%

265 deviants said "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

11%

240 deviants said "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

200 deviants said "Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory."

159 deviants said "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

148 deviants said "I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

145 deviants said "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."

128 deviants said "No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."

86 deviants said # "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

Devious Comments

~davinci101 Jan 20, 2010

These are all classics, but Homer Simpson Quotes reminded me if my favorite:

"Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic..."

`KellyJane Jan 20, 2010 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Marge: "Well d'uh!"

Haha, love it XD

~Lycan-wolf96 Sep 29, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

There's a clip on Youtube of Homer doing the Mexican Hat Dance around a phone.

I dance, i dance, i dance
Around the mexican hat
I dance, i dance, i dance
And that's the end of that
Or is it? I guess i'll keep singing
My cellphone appears to be ringing.

That's the funniest in my books!

~ReonenMiruel Jul 15, 2009

Voted for the jury duty one xD

ANNIHILATIONISTS ARE COOL... sometimes.

Meh >_>

~keiraluvsdeidara Jun 20, 2009

lol my personal favorite isnt on there but its from the movie
"We have a great life here in alaska, and we are never going back to america"

lol.
but me and my bffs Jenna and Lily have fallen in love with demyx time. it makes me happy. Im going to be sad when its over.
I thought you guy when you were dressed as axel the first time i watched it then i was all yeah axel is hotness then my friend Jenna was like thats a girl. and im all like naw. lol i guess its ok everyone has lesbian moments. lol sorry i just had to put that. its a lil creepy. sorry *hides*