407 deviants said "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
358 deviants said "English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"
265 deviants said "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
240 deviants said "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
200 deviants said "Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory."
159 deviants said "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
148 deviants said "I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
145 deviants said "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
128 deviants said "No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
86 deviants said # "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."